
Congratulations. You are about to unveil the truth of this world. Welcome to Headonion, a show to reshape your conception.
- Congratulations. You are about to unveil the truth of this world. Welcome to Headonion, a show to reshape your conception.
(First Encounter Voiceline)
- Last time it rained like this, we spotted an unidentified flying object commit the theft of a cow. We are now still tracing any possible signs left by it. Our show, Headonion would like to remind all our farm owners. Please watch out for the thief from above. Do not leave your cows, cats, and shepherd dogs unattended!
(Suitcase Climate Voiceline)
- The future? It's gloomy. A running mansion, artificial aurora, mass-manufactured circuit men ... Ahhh, the world is doomed to drown in chaos.
(To the Future Voiceline)
- Now to our news exclusive! This nothing-special suitcase here, stores a sumptuous apartment with all the necessary home appliances. It will soon become the trend of future accommodation, but also the nightmare for all real estate developers. Please follow me, let's enjoy the room tour to the attic.
(Idle Voiceline)
- Please welcome our mysterious guest ... Oops, my bad. Just an occupational habit.
(Greetings Voiceline)
- Such a bright morning. Today, somewhere over there, the mysterious and indescribable incidents are still in occurrence.
(Morning Voiceline)
- People have been fed up with those boring news headlines. Or, are they just satisfied with the world they are living in?
(Bond: Morning Voiceline)
- It's late, but I am about to prepare for tomorrow's broadcast. I won't go to bed, nor will I take off my headgear.
(Night Voiceline)
- Headonion will present you the latest news for tonight. The US Congress plans to impose restrictions on TV exercise programs outside working hours, due to the recent sightings of the Capitol going hiking at midnight. It is estimated that the mansion will arrive in Memphis, Tennessee in no time.
(Bond: Night Voiceline)
- This is not a made up newspaper, but an onion headgear as my disguise. The denotation is to delve into mystery one layer at a time to eventually find the truth. For your information, it is not waterproof so please be cautious.
(Hat and Hair Voiceline)
- I have touched that glittering skyscraper. Exactly the same as I reported. It was covered in scales and a stinky smell of marine algae emanated from it.
(Sleeves and Hands Voiceline)
- A charming gentleman in a suit, this is how I present myself in my show. Just like this crazy world, what people see ... is only the products created and refined by those behind the scenes.
(Clothing and Torso Voiceline)




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