Buddy Fairchild

- Good folks who pass under the tree'll get a leaf or flower on their head.
Bad folks, on the other hand, they're gettin' a hard old chestnut on the noggin'—spikes 'n all.
Oh, I ain't no softy like them pet store animals. I'm a true Floridian—tough as a pair o' old boots. (Greetings Voiceline)

- Mornin', pal!
Do excuse me for bein' the only one joinin' ya for breakfast. The Antarctic Advance Party's still sufferin' a little jet lag. (Morning Voiceline)

- I saw your private lake over yonder!
If I had my druthers, I'd pull a century oak and plop it right down beside it. Whaddya think? Yer flyin' friend'll looove it—
Haha, and I sure would, too! (Bond: Morning Voiceline)

- Some nights in Antarctica, when the wind was howlin' somethin' fierce, the penguins'd huddle 'round me to keep warm.
Beautiful, ain't it? Squirrel and Penguin kind, comin' together as one! (Night Voiceline)

- Don't matter which tree I'm in, if there're squirrels there, we're all snugglin' up come night time.
Ain't no one worried 'bout where yer from, or where yer goin'—there I'm just 'Buddy,' ain't no 'Fairchild' about it. (Bond: Night Voiceline)

- Yeah, yeah, pet the cute little squirrel.
But ya better make the most of it, 'cause I'm takin' this as my rent. (Hat and Hair Voiceline)

- The lieutenant gave me this pager. Thing's noisier 'n a mornin' rooster when you get a message.
Oh, I won't do nuttin' but press this here red button, o' course. I mean, whaddya expect from a squirrel? A phone call? (Sleeves and Hands Voiceline)

- This tail o' mine sure came in handy in the Amazon—perfect camouflage!
But in Antarctica? Hoo-ee, it was like a billboard screamin'
'roll on up for a squirrel pub sub'! (Clothing and Torso Voiceline)

- Ya know how it feels to ride a motorbike on the Golden Gate Bridge? 'Cause I do! 120 miles per hour, clingin' to the rider's neck for dear life, and hollerin' out like I was the king o' the city! (Hobby Voiceline)

- Aah, I see what yer doin'. We agents gotta maintain our sense o' mystery. I respect it. (Praise Voiceline)

- Ain't many folks who'd sit down and listen to a squirrel, don't matter how much English he speaks. Anyway, I still ain't sure ya totally understand the 'ten tenets of animal protection,' but I appreciate ya givin' me yer ear. (Intimacy Voiceline)

- O' course the animals in here are smarter 'n me—heck, even the fruit's all hoity-toity. 'This Buddy salutes you.' Nah, ain't my style. (Chitchat I Voiceline)

- There's a reason I took my penguin pals all the way to Antarctica, ya know—the Miami heat had 'em sufferin' somethin' awful. Since they been so kind as to join us in the suitcase, how's about turnin' the AC down a little? Say, to 60°F? (Chitchat II Voiceline)

- I hear Sergeant Buddy Fairchild's still wanted by the Miami police. Come on, you can't expect an animal not to help out his fellow animals! Well, I guess next time I'm in Florida, I'll have to lose the gear and pretend I'm just a regular ol' squirrel. But yer gonna have to cover for me, ya hear? (Monologue Voiceline)

- Another expedition? Well, let's hop to it! (Deployment Voiceline)

- At the ready, penguin pals! (Pre-Battle Voiceline)

- Let's make a scene! (Select Incantation I Voiceline)

- Come on, pals! (Select Incantation II Voiceline)

- Everybody, eyes on me! (Select 3-star Incantation Voiceline)

- This ain't no animal show! (Select Ultimate Voiceline)

- Get a taste o' this! (Cast Arcane Skill I Voiceline)