
Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
English: Charlie Day
- Ohhhhhhhh shit! Look at that door, dude. See that door there? The one marked 'Pirate'? You think a pirate lives in there?
(The Gang Solves the North Korea Situation)
- Pepe Silvia! Pepe Silvia! I look in the mail, and this whole box is Pepe Silvia! So I say to myself, 'I gotta find this guy! I gotta go up to his office and put his mail in the guy's goddamn hands! Otherwise, he's never going to get it and he's going to keep coming back down here.' So I go up to Pepe's office and what do I find out, Mac? What do I find out?! There is no Pepe Silvia. The man does not exist, okay?
(Sweet Dee Has a Heart Attack)
- Kitten Mittens. You'll be smitten.
(Paddy's Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens)
- If animals have taught me anything, it's that you can easily die, and very quickly, under a bus and on the side of the road.
(The Gang Gets Stranded in the Woods)
- Uh, although, really, I specialize in bird law, so I don't wanna mess around.
(The High School Reunion Part 2: The Gang's Revenge)
- Here's a confession: I'm in love with a man. What? I'm in love with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha.
(The Gang Exploits a Miracle)
- Yes, my good man, I’ll have the milk steak, boiled over hard, and your finest jelly beans... raw.
(The Waitress Is Getting Married)
- Did you fuck my mom, Santa Claus?
(A Very Sunny Christmas)
- 🎶Dayman, fighter of the Nightman, champion of the sun, you're a master of karate
(Sweet Dee's Dating a [Redacted] Person)
and friendship for everyone.🎶
- Cat in the wall, okaaaay now you’re talkin my language.
(Mac and Dennis Break Up)
- 🎶I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, gonna kick some ass in the USA, gonna climb a mountain, gonna sew a flag, gonna fly on an eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG, AND EAGLE!🎶
(Charlie Goes America All Over Everybody's Ass)
- Because I cut the brakes! Wildcard bitches! YEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW!
(The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis)
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