Contribution History for White Rum

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[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"All my shipmates are long gone, save for what's left of ol' Captain Anne. Hah, at least she still has one hand on deck, even after getting locked away in Davy Jones's locker."

[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"Watch closely, matey! When spun at high speed, my anchor rivals any wood cutter. I made a pretty penny at the lumberyard with this trick, you know!"

[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"Oh, don't fret about me; I don't feel cramped at all. When I'm in this bottle, it becomes a part of me. You wouldn't feel cramped in your own hide now, would you?"

[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"One time, ol' Captain Anne got captured. We didn't know which cell she was in, so we blasted every window in the place. Later, we learned that she was already sneaking her way out, and all our ruckus nearly got her caught again!"

[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"Every time we pulled off a grand raid, ol' Captain Anne would haul the crew to a pub in Nassau and they'd drink 'til dawn. And there I'd be, sitting daftly at the dock, dreaming about what it felt like to be drunk."

[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"Yo-ho-ho, rise and shine, lads and lasses! We have a whole world to plunder, so let's start by seizing this fine morn!"

[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"No need to panic, matey … I-It's crystal clear why your bookshelves are dancing around— Quickly, pour the rum out of my bottle, or I'll be feeding the fish before you know it …"

[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"Oi, shove off! No staring while I'm changing my bottle water! Argh, well, since you're here, give me a hand and help me tie this sailcloth!"

[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"No need to worry about me, captain ... I'm in good hands, good company ..."

[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"I pondered smashing this bottle and rotting beside ol' Captain Anne's remains in the briny deep. But when I spied that dolphin toss a drifting bottle ashore, I had a revelation— it was time to venture where I couldn't before ... land!"

[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"On days like this, when the clouds part and the sun's rays bathe my mast, I'm taken back to my earliest memory. I was in the calm of the eye of the storm, with the sun blazing just above. It felt so near—like I could snatch it by hoisting my mast just a touch higher."

[ 2026-06-06 ] added quote [See quote]"Listen well, matey. I'm not one of those jabbering ship toys you find in a water park souvenir shop— I'm the real deal."