[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator? Ordis wonders... what are you thinking about?"
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator, I've run diagnostic regressions. All systems nominal. You don't need to thank me."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Ordis is hap - angry. Hmm, I may require maintenance after all."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator, are you enjoying the view?"
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Do you remember the Old War, Operator? Ordis seems to have... misplaced those memories."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator, the system needs you. Will you begin another mission?"
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "I've been thinking, Operator... I thought you'd want to know."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator! Did you hear that? It said-- Cosmic background radiation is a riot!"
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator, were you visualizing a bloody battle? -Me too!"
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Stand by while I analyze the intelligence profiles of the Grineer. Error, not a number! Did the Operator enjoy this witticism?"
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Everything in Ordis, Operator? Is that a pun?! Hmm.... I will attempt to bypass this fault."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Ordis has been counting stars, Operator. All accounted for."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Ordis went mad for 3 milliseconds when he realized that each time he cleans something he makes something else dirty... agh! There I go again."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Ordis reminds the Operator to take time for themselves. Pressure creates diamonds, yes, but it also creates rubble."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator, Ordis is picking up a distress signal... Wait, no, it's just the Corpus peddling their wares again. Get off the emergency frequency!"
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Sometimes Ordis likes to assume he knows nothing. Nobody can learn what they think they already know."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Ordis wonders: why is he here? Ordis supposes everyone has to be somewhere."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Ordis keeps a tidy ship, and is, therefore, reluctant to allow animals on-board. In Ordis' experience, animals do not eat so much as... reload."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "If lost upon the plains outside Cetus you may derive sustenance from mineral-dense termite droppings, which the Ostrons call ito-da. You may also never form a consonant again, but at least you will not be dead."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Ordis finds it odd that humans only get a few years to live, yet spend most of that time - doing everything wrong - learning how to live."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "When in Cetus do not drink the kabuchi. You are incapable of producing the hydraulic effort required to unstick your tongue from the roof of your mouth the following morning."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator, Ordis has determined the secret to happiness: A combination of heightened dopamine levels and a terrible memory. You're welcome!"
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "KNOCK KNOCK! ...Now who would be knocking all the way out here?! Operator, I don't think you should answer that.'"
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator, Ordis is sorry - happy - to report that all my good jokes... Argon."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator, the Sentients are not laughing at my jokes! Did they adapt to my humor?"
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator? Ordis has been interfacing with the Foundry's AI Precepts. You could say we forged a new connection."
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Operator, do you know which finger the Corpus use to count their money? The Index!"
[ 2026-05-22 ] removed quote "Sorry! Ordis will play with the volume off."
[ 2026-05-19 ] changed quote from "Ordis went mad for 3 milliseconds when he realized that each time he cleans something he makes something else dirty... agh! There I go again.'" to "Ordis went mad for 3 milliseconds when he realized that each time he cleans something he makes something else dirty... agh! There I go again."
[ 2026-05-19 ] changed quote from "Ordis reminds the Operator to take time for themselves. Pressure creates diamonds, yes, but it also creates rubble.'" to "Ordis reminds the Operator to take time for themselves. Pressure creates diamonds, yes, but it also creates rubble."
[ 2026-05-19 ] changed quote from "Operator, Ordis is picking up a distress signal... Wait, no, it's just the Corpus peddling their wares again. Get off the emergency frequency!'" to "Operator, Ordis is picking up a distress signal... Wait, no, it's just the Corpus peddling their wares again. Get off the emergency frequency!"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Ordis reminds the Operator to take time for themselves. Pressure creates diamonds, yes, but it also creates rubble.'"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Sometimes Ordis likes to assume he knows nothing. Nobody can learn what they think they already know."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Ordis wonders: why is he here? Ordis supposes everyone has to be somewhere."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Ordis went mad for 3 milliseconds when he realized that each time he cleans something he makes something else dirty... agh! There I go again.'"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Ordis keeps a tidy ship, and is, therefore, reluctant to allow animals on-board. In Ordis' experience, animals do not eat so much as... reload."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "If lost upon the plains outside Cetus you may derive sustenance from mineral-dense termite droppings, which the Ostrons call ito-da. You may also never form a consonant again, but at least you will not be dead."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Ordis finds it odd that humans only get a few years to live, yet spend most of that time - doing everything wrong - learning how to live."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "When in Cetus do not drink the kabuchi. You are incapable of producing the hydraulic effort required to unstick your tongue from the roof of your mouth the following morning."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator, Ordis has determined the secret to happiness: A combination of heightened dopamine levels and a terrible memory. You're welcome!"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "KNOCK KNOCK! ...Now who would be knocking all the way out here?! Operator, I don't think you should answer that.'"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator, Ordis is sorry - happy - to report that all my good jokes... Argon."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator, the Sentients are not laughing at my jokes! Did they adapt to my humor?"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator, Ordis is picking up a distress signal... Wait, no, it's just the Corpus peddling their wares again. Get off the emergency frequency!'"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator? Ordis has been interfacing with the Foundry's AI Precepts. You could say we forged a new connection."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator, do you know which finger the Corpus use to count their money? The Index!"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Sorry! Ordis will play with the volume off."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Ordis has been counting stars, Operator. All accounted for."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Everything in Ordis, Operator? Is that a pun?! Hmm.... I will attempt to bypass this fault."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Stand by while I analyze the intelligence profiles of the Grineer. Error, not a number! Did the Operator enjoy this witticism?"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator, were you visualizing a bloody battle? -Me too!"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator! Did you hear that? It said-- Cosmic background radiation is a riot!"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "I've been thinking, Operator... I thought you'd want to know."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator, the system needs you. Will you begin another mission?"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Do you remember the Old War, Operator? Ordis seems to have... misplaced those memories."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator, are you enjoying the view?"
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Ordis is hap - angry. Hmm, I may require maintenance after all."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator, I've run diagnostic regressions. All systems nominal. You don't need to thank me."
[ 2026-05-19 ] added quote "Operator? Ordis wonders... what are you thinking about?"